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fairestregal:

Q: Could you show me how to cast a proper spell? — (x)

Lana, how come you always wanna fight somebody or blow shit up or set something on fire?

You wanna do an action movie, don’t you?


(x)


Regina Mills practicing meditation in order to not kill any of these fools.

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Regina Mills practicing meditation in order to not kill any of these fools.

(Source: merylisoneofakind)

"But maybe King Leopold didn’t touch—" SHUT THE FUCK UP!

deemnfic:

scullysummers:

friendly reminder that bb!regina may have been sweet and good and adorable
but she was also snarky and a little snippy and had a perf ~bitch pls~ face and was bold enough to talk back to her terrifyingly powerful mother
she was no delicate little flower, she was just as multifaceted as she is now :)

elsodex:

#Yeah it’s pretty fucking annoying actually#Because Regina has all the characteristic of the classic Disney Princess#She has a strong bond with her animal companion#She’s a beauty but a funny girl who’s very different from the rest of the folks in FTL#Running around in men’s clothes bucking authority figures with righteous indignation#Longing for something more from life with a street rat in whom she sees their true wroth#Those are the qualities and behaviors we’ve come to expect from the Disney Princess we grew up with#And that’s the real tragedy#In any other story SHE would have been the hero#But fate cast her as the villain#Is why Regina is so damn compelling as a character#and such a PERFECT take down of the Grimm intrepation of the Snow White story#(and by extension Walt’s)#of a villainous woman who envys youth—because of course a woman’s only real value is her beauty#The old hag who offers up Adam’s Bane was a little girl once too#…and of course if Swan Queen was endgame then#you know they could have stuck the landing on that aseop#But what the hell do I know?

deemnfic:

scullysummers:

friendly reminder that bb!regina may have been sweet and good and adorable

but she was also snarky and a little snippy and had a perf ~bitch pls~ face and was bold enough to talk back to her terrifyingly powerful mother

she was no delicate little flower, she was just as multifaceted as she is now :)

elsodex:

scarimor:

These make me want the past Evil Queen to visit Storybrooke now. Think of the chaos she could let loose on them. And boy would the townfolk run to Mayor Mills for help then…

"I would love to help, people of Storybrooke, but unfortunately, I was forced to resign."

(Source: katylol)

oh man you just know little regina would've been the kid who hides puppies and cats in her room and feeds them scraps when Cora's not looking

corasparasol:

eshusplayground:

corasparasol:

eshusplayground:

corasparasol:

eshusplayground:

Definitely.

And she surely strikes me as a dog person. She has wrought iron boxers at her fireplace (see “We Are Both” when she considers burning the spellbook).

Imagine her taking Henry to get a puppy and being more excited than him! She’d be pointing going from room to room (because pet shelters in Storybrooke are pretty much dog hotels) and pointing out puppies to him while Henry is more amused by his mum than any of the dogs.

Oh yes!

She’d like all the dogs, but have a preference for large breeds (over 55 lbs.). Maybe there’s a Perdita who shows up one day.

Oh and you know how dogs can sense good people? You know the second they opened to door to let Perdita out, she’s come running to Regina so fast, she’d probably knock her over.

Regina. Spoils. Perdy. Rotten.

Absolutely. Fucking. Rotten.

Regina makes Perdy home-cooked meals. Yes, even the vegetables.

There are nights spent on Regina’s bed because, honestly, the floor can hardly be good for her back. There are long games of Stick and Frisbee and Jump On Snow followed by copious belly rubs.

At first, Henry thought it was cool to have a dog, but that got old after a while. These days, his favorite topics of conversation are Guess What The Dog Did and Mom Would Never Let Me Get Away With That But She Never Says Anything To The Dog And I Hate That Dog So Much It Ruins Everything.

He turned beet red when Emma quipped, “Doesn’t feel so hot to be tossed aside in favor of the shiny new thing, does it?”

Emma apologizes for making that joke at his expense, and she is sorry. Kinda. But seriously, the kid can be right insensitive about some things. He needs to know that his mothers are human and have feelings and needs too. Emma gets it, though. Animals don’t judge, and even if they did, they certainly don’t talk. To a dog, Generous Dispenser of Bacon and Other Tasty Meaty Treats trumps Evil Queen.

It takes a month or two for Henry to get used to the idea of something making Regina happy other than him. And she learns to enjoy how free and bright her smiles are when she plays with Perdita and how her patience with Perdita is making her more patient and understanding with him too (but only so patient and understanding—slipping Perdita a few Brussels sprouts got him a stern, “Give my dog one more bite of my food, and I will make sure she spends the night in your room while she passes gas.”). It also helps that he can visit his friends pretty much whenever he wants if he says he’ll Perdita for a walk. Maybe they did more video games than studying for that chemistry test, but Regina won’t find out until the report cards come out anyway. He’s already got his defense ready (“Mom, the good schools want well-rounded students, not just grades and SAT scores. They’re looking for clubs and sports and community activities. So, in a way, hanging out with my friends will make me more likely to get into an Ivy League school.”).

Granny’s Diner is Perdy’s favorite place in the whole wide world right after Regina’s bed. It may be because Ruby slips her some of pieces of meat and cheese when she thinks Granny’s not looking. And Granny does the same while Ruby’s back is turned.

And Regina always laughed at people who dress up their pets but when puppy Perdita goes for a walk with a little bow on her head nobody dares say anything

Regina even gets that ridiculous food dispenser that tosses dog snacks into the air for the dog to catch and of course when perdita is such a good girl and catches it, that means she’s earned another treat, right?

But the bestest thing in the whole wide world, at least in Perdita’s opinion, is when Regina sweet-talks the fire department into letting her ride on the big truck as it turns on the siren.

oh man you just know little regina would've been the kid who hides puppies and cats in her room and feeds them scraps when Cora's not looking

corasparasol:

eshusplayground:

corasparasol:

eshusplayground:

Definitely.

And she surely strikes me as a dog person. She has wrought iron boxers at her fireplace (see “We Are Both” when she considers burning the spellbook).

Imagine her taking Henry to get a puppy and being more excited than him! She’d be pointing going from room to room (because pet shelters in Storybrooke are pretty much dog hotels) and pointing out puppies to him while Henry is more amused by his mum than any of the dogs.

Oh yes!

She’d like all the dogs, but have a preference for large breeds (over 55 lbs.). Maybe there’s a Perdita who shows up one day.

Oh and you know how dogs can sense good people? You know the second they opened to door to let Perdita out, she’s come running to Regina so fast, she’d probably knock her over.

Regina. Spoils. Perdy. Rotten.

Absolutely. Fucking. Rotten.

Regina makes Perdy home-cooked meals. Yes, even the vegetables.

There are nights spent on Regina’s bed because, honestly, the floor can hardly be good for her back. There are long games of Stick and Frisbee and Jump On Snow followed by copious belly rubs.

At first, Henry thought it was cool to have a dog, but that got old after a while. These days, his favorite topics of conversation are Guess What The Dog Did and Mom Would Never Let Me Get Away With That But She Never Says Anything To The Dog And I Hate That Dog So Much It Ruins Everything.

He turned beet red when Emma quipped, “Doesn’t feel so hot to be tossed aside in favor of the shiny new thing, does it?”

Emma apologizes for making that joke at his expense, and she is sorry. Kinda. But seriously, the kid can be right insensitive about some things. He needs to know that his mothers are human and have feelings and needs too. Emma gets it, though. Animals don’t judge, and even if they did, they certainly don’t talk. To a dog, Generous Dispenser of Bacon and Other Tasty Meaty Treats trumps Evil Queen.

It takes a month or two for Henry to get used to the idea of something making Regina happy other than him. And she learns to enjoy how free and bright her smiles are when she plays with Perdita and how her patience with Perdita is making her more patient and understanding with him too (but only so patient and understanding—slipping Perdita a few Brussels sprouts got him a stern, “Give my dog one more bite of my food, and I will make sure she spends the night in your room while she passes gas.”). It also helps that he can visit his friends pretty much whenever he wants if he says he’ll Perdita for a walk. Maybe they did more video games than studying for that chemistry test, but Regina won’t find out until the report cards come out anyway. He’s already got his defense ready (“Mom, the good schools want well-rounded students, not just grades and SAT scores. They’re looking for clubs and sports and community activities. So, in a way, hanging out with my friends will make me more likely to get into an Ivy League school.”).

Granny’s Diner is Perdy’s favorite place in the whole wide world right after Regina’s bed. It may be because Ruby slips her some of pieces of meat and cheese when she thinks Granny’s not looking. And Granny does the same while Ruby’s back is turned.

oh man you just know little regina would've been the kid who hides puppies and cats in her room and feeds them scraps when Cora's not looking

corasparasol:

eshusplayground:

Definitely.

And she surely strikes me as a dog person. She has wrought iron boxers at her fireplace (see “We Are Both” when she considers burning the spellbook).

Imagine her taking Henry to get a puppy and being more excited than him! She’d be pointing going from room to room (because pet shelters in Storybrooke are pretty much dog hotels) and pointing out puppies to him while Henry is more amused by his mum than any of the dogs.

Oh yes!

She’d like all the dogs, but have a preference for large breeds (over 55 lbs.). Maybe there’s a Perdita who shows up one day.

oh man you just know little regina would've been the kid who hides puppies and cats in her room and feeds them scraps when Cora's not looking

Definitely.

And she surely strikes me as a dog person. She has wrought iron boxers at her fireplace (see “We Are Both” when she considers burning the spellbook).

thelast-thingido:

Drunk!Regina

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This is pretty much canon, except being drunk makes canon!Regina all mushy and stuff.

reginazelenacoramills:

I HATE this line. Dismissing the forced arranged marriage as if it had no effect on Regina to the point that she can make causal comments like this is a problem for me.

that’s the problem for me like all this reconciliation and stuff seems to be mostly about regina ‘getting over’ what happened and doing stuff for snow and charming at least a lot of the time idk

Filed under 3B was OOC rushjob bullshit.

(Source: calmskiesfierynights)

The Yardbirds, “For Your Love”

If Regina made Kiki a CD (and she would because you do silly shit when you’re in love), this song would be on it.

heymacareyna:

My new reaction to anything anyone does that I don’t like.

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eshusplayground:

Danzig, “Let It Be Captured”

Yet another perfect song for Swan Queen. Emma totally plays this the first time they make love (as opposed to hook up, which they’ve been doing for a while now).

This is also an amazing song for Onyx Queen, especially if/when Regina and Kiki are reunited.